Bathroom

Lyrics by Cory Smith, music by The Beatles (Birthday)

You say it's your bathroom

It's my bathroom too, yeah

You’re locked in the bathroom

You’ve been in there a long time

I want in the bathroom

And it’s kind of urgent


Yes this song’s about the potty potty

Yes this song’s about the potty potty

Yes this song’s about the potty potty


What’s that odor in there? (bathroom)

Are you washing your hair? (bathroom)

Aren’t you willing to share? (bathroom)

Please!


Our lavatory’s too small (bathroom)

One single loo for us all (bathroom)

And there’s a line down the hall (bathroom)

Whew!  Aaaahhh!


You’re out of the bathroom

The bathroom is free, yeah!

Unoccupied bathroom

It’s great news to me, yeah!

Then I sniffed in bathroom

Do not go in there!