Bluntly

When I was as a boy, got a name tag, 

Went out in the world, “gonna have the most baptisms”

But I blew every one, 

jumped the gun,

before the first lesson had even begun,

I’d say,

We just want to dunk you!

We just want to dunk you!

When I was a grown man, oh, man,

Never seemed to learn one thing from, my past mistakes

When seeking my mate,

had a bad trait,

I’d say this on the very first date

I think I will wed you!

Sing it, ah!

I think I will wed you!

Now that I’m an old man, sore man,

I have realized, gonna rest in peace someday

but before I die

I won’t lie

I’ve got one more blunt thing to say to this guy

Your guitar is too loud!

Sing it!

Your guitar is too loud!

Spencer Hutchins, your guitar is too loud!

Your guitar is too loud!