Crazy, But True
Lyrics by Cory Smith, music by Heart (Crazy On You)
Sometimes rain clouds weigh, a million pounds
Sometimes rain clouds weigh, a million pounds
And an ordinary cat can make one hundred sounds
And an ordinary cat can make one hundred sounds
Baked beans aren’t baked, turns out they get stewed
Baked beans aren’t baked, turns out they get stewed
In France, chewing gum is considered crude
In France, chewing gum is considered crude
When cows sleep standing up, they don’t have any dreams
When cows sleep standing up, they don’t have any dreams
And frogs hear with their mouths, it seems
And frogs hear with their mouths, it seems
It’s all crazy, but true
It’s all crazy, but true
Crazy, but true!
Crazy, but true!
It’s so crazy, crazy but true, oh
It’s so crazy, crazy but true, oh
Your lungs stretched out could fill a tennis court
Your lungs stretched out could fill a tennis court
There’s a full grown woman, 24 inches short
There’s a full grown woman, 24 inches short
A banana is a berry, but a strawberry’s not
A banana is a berry, but a strawberry’s not
Even cactus will wilt, if it gets too hot
Even cactus will wilt, if it gets too hot
Did you know Cleopatra was really Greek?
Did you know Cleopatra was really Greek?
Your body odor is unique!
Your body odor is unique!
It might sound crazy, it’s true
It might sound crazy, it’s true
Crazy, it’s true!
Crazy, it’s true!
No it ain’t crazy, crazy it’s true, oh
No it ain’t crazy, crazy it’s true, oh
Non-stop hiccups for 68 years
Non-stop hiccups for 68 years
One man pulled an 8-ton truck with his ears
One man pulled an 8-ton truck with his ears
An average person’s mouth produces lots of drool,
An average person’s mouth produces lots of drool,
it could fill a swimming pool
it could fill a swimming pool
Ahhh, ahhh, ahhhh, ahhhh, ooooh,
Ahhh, ahhh, ahhhh, ahhhh, ooooh,
Crazy, but true
Crazy, but true
Crazy, but true!
Crazy, but true!
No it ain’t crazy, crazy it’s true
No it ain’t crazy, crazy it’s true
More Lego figures, than people on earth
More Lego figures, than people on earth
One lady took 12.5 months to give birth
One lady took 12.5 months to give birth
A fourth of your bones exist in your feet
A fourth of your bones exist in your feet
One hundred fifty million people live in the street!
One hundred fifty million people live in the street!
Crazy
Crazy
Yeah, crazy, yet true
Yeah, crazy, yet true
No it ain’t crazy, crazy it’s true, oh
No it ain’t crazy, crazy it’s true, oh
Crazy, but true
Crazy, but true
Crazy, but true!
Crazy, but true!
No it ain’t crazy, crazy it’s true, yeah
No it ain’t crazy, crazy it’s true, yeah
Ahhh, ahhh, ahhhh, ahhhh
Ahhh, ahhh, ahhhh, ahhhh
Crazy, but true
Crazy, but true
Crazy, but true!
Crazy, but true!
No it ain’t crazy, crazy it’s true, oh
No it ain’t crazy, crazy it’s true, oh