Crazy, But True

Lyrics by Cory Smith, music by Heart (Crazy On You)

Sometimes rain clouds weigh, a million pounds

And an ordinary cat can make one hundred sounds


Baked beans aren’t baked, turns out they get stewed

In France, chewing gum is considered crude


When cows sleep standing up, they don’t have any dreams

And frogs hear with their mouths, it seems


It’s all crazy, but true

Crazy, but true!

It’s so crazy, crazy but true, oh


Your lungs stretched out could fill a tennis court

There’s a full grown woman, 24 inches short

A banana is a berry, but a strawberry’s not

Even cactus will wilt, if it gets too hot


Did you know Cleopatra was really Greek?

Your body odor is unique!


It might sound crazy, it’s true

Crazy, it’s true!

No it ain’t crazy, crazy it’s true, oh


Non-stop hiccups for 68 years

One man pulled an 8-ton truck with his ears

An average person’s mouth produces lots of drool,

it could fill a swimming pool


Ahhh, ahhh, ahhhh, ahhhh, ooooh,

Crazy, but true

Crazy, but true!

No it ain’t crazy, crazy it’s true


More Lego figures, than people on earth

One lady took 12.5 months to give birth

A fourth of your bones exist in your feet

One hundred fifty million people live in the street!


Crazy

Yeah, crazy, yet true

No it ain’t crazy, crazy it’s true, oh


Crazy, but true

Crazy, but true!

No it ain’t crazy, crazy it’s true, yeah


Ahhh, ahhh, ahhhh, ahhhh

Crazy, but true

Crazy, but true!

No it ain’t crazy, crazy it’s true, oh