Don't Tell Me Puns
Lyrics by Paul Walker, music by ELO (Don't Bring Me Down)
You tell your puns, and it makes me groan.
You tell your puns, and it makes me groan.
I fake a laugh and quick hang up the phone.
I fake a laugh and quick hang up the phone.
Don’t tell me puns
Don’t tell me puns
No, no, no, no, no
No, no, no, no, no
Ooh-ooh-hoo
Ooh-ooh-hoo
Don’t tell me one more
Don’t tell me one more
or I will show you the door
or I will show you the door
Don’t tell me puns.
Don’t tell me puns.
What is a sleeping bull? A bull do-zer.
What is a sleeping bull? A bull do-zer.
Big lizard in a vest? In-vest-i-gat-or
Big lizard in a vest? In-vest-i-gat-or
Don’t tell me puns
Don’t tell me puns
No, no, no, no, no
No, no, no, no, no
Ooh-ooh-hoo
Ooh-ooh-hoo
Don’t tell me one more
Don’t tell me one more
or I will show you the door
or I will show you the door
Don’t tell me puns.
Don’t tell me puns.
Down tell me puns, grossss.
Down tell me puns, grossss.
Down tell me puns, grosssss.
Down tell me puns, grosssss.
Down tell me puns, grossss.
Down tell me puns, grossss.
Down tell me puns.
Down tell me puns.
Going vegan is a big missed steak
Going vegan is a big missed steak
It’s puns like those that cause my head to ache
It’s puns like those that cause my head to ache
Don’t tell me puns
Don’t tell me puns
No, no, no, no, no
No, no, no, no, no
Ooh-ooh-hoo
Ooh-ooh-hoo
Don’t tell me one more
Don’t tell me one more
or I will show you the door
or I will show you the door
Don’t tell me puns.
Don’t tell me puns.
I wondered why the ball was getting’ big-ger.
I wondered why the ball was getting’ big-ger.
Then it hit me. (Okay that one made me snicker)
Then it hit me. (Okay that one made me snicker)
Don’t tell me puns
Don’t tell me puns
No, no, no, no, no
No, no, no, no, no
Ooh-ooh-hoo
Ooh-ooh-hoo
Don’t tell me one more
Don’t tell me one more
‘cuz I will show you the door
‘cuz I will show you the door
Don’t tell me puns.
Don’t tell me puns.
Down tell me puns, gross.
Down tell me puns, gross.
Down tell me puns, gross.
Down tell me puns, gross.
Down tell me puns, gross.
Down tell me puns, gross.
Down tell me puns.
Down tell me puns.
My bakery burned down, now my business is toast
My bakery burned down, now my business is toast
And German sausage jokes are just the Wurst.
And German sausage jokes are just the Wurst.
Don’t tell me puns
Don’t tell me puns
No - no, no - no, no – no, no – no, no.
No - no, no - no, no – no, no – no, no.
Ooh-ooh-hoo
Ooh-ooh-hoo
Don’t tell me one more or I will show you the door
Don’t tell me one more or I will show you the door
Don’t tell me puns.
Don’t tell me puns.
What did the buffalo say to his son? BISON
What did the buffalo say to his son? BISON
I drink brake fluid, I can stop anytime.
I drink brake fluid, I can stop anytime.
Don’t tell me puns
Don’t tell me puns
No, no, no, no, no
No, no, no, no, no
Ooh-ooh-hoo
Ooh-ooh-hoo
Don’t tell me one more or I will show you the door
Don’t tell me one more or I will show you the door
Don’t tell me puns-puns / puns-puns-puns-puns.
Don’t tell me puns-puns / puns-puns-puns-puns.
Don’t tell me one more or I will show you the door
Don’t tell me one more or I will show you the door
Don’t tell me puns.
Don’t tell me puns.