Drama Queen
Lyrics by Cory Smith, music by Queen (Killer Queen)
She will demand your attention
She will demand your attention
Always needs an audience
Always needs an audience
“Life is unfair”, she says
“Life is unfair”, she says
What a bunch of nonsense!
What a bunch of nonsense!
A built-in tendency
A built-in tendency
to feed off, your sympathy
to feed off, your sympathy
She could stub her toe and claim that
She could stub her toe and claim that
She might die
She might die
“Goodbyes” are featurettes
“Goodbyes” are featurettes
Tell me is it over yet?
Tell me is it over yet?
I hate the part where she cries
I hate the part where she cries
She's a drama, queen
She's a drama, queen
Exa-gger-ating everything
Exa-gger-ating everything
Theatrics can be quite extreme
Theatrics can be quite extreme
Guaranteed to speak her mind
Guaranteed to speak her mind
All the time!
All the time!
“Histrionic” is the official name
“Histrionic” is the official name
There’s no cure or so they claim
There’s no cure or so they claim
What a shame!
What a shame!
To avoid complications
To avoid complications
Never ask her how she’s been
Never ask her how she’s been
In conversation
In conversation
You’ll never get a word in
You’ll never get a word in
All the world’s against her
All the world’s against her
At least that’s what she’s sensed, sir
At least that’s what she’s sensed, sir
And there’s a high probability
And there’s a high probability
she could be right
she could be right
Her habits naturally lead to more stress (naturally)
Her habits naturally lead to more stress (naturally)
But guys, she couldn't care less
But guys, she couldn't care less
Fastidious to be precise
Fastidious to be precise
She's a drama, queen
She's a drama, queen
Overreacts to everything
Overreacts to everything
Never fails to cause a scene
Never fails to cause a scene
Guaranteed to speak her mind
Guaranteed to speak her mind
All the time!
All the time!
She works hard to hone, her acting skills
She works hard to hone, her acting skills
Her changing moods, will give you chills
Her changing moods, will give you chills
She’s momentarily really nice, then
She’s momentarily really nice, then
temporarily cold as ice
temporarily cold as ice
She’ll absolutely drive you mad, mad
She’ll absolutely drive you mad, mad
It’s sad, but quite true
It’s sad, but quite true
She's a drama, queen
She's a drama, queen
“Breeded”, with the drama gene
“Breeded”, with the drama gene
Up or down, there’s no in between
Up or down, there’s no in between
Guaranteed to speak her mind
Guaranteed to speak her mind
All the time!
All the time!
Ooh, recommend you never try
Ooh, recommend you never try
To question her, and here’s why
To question her, and here’s why
She’ll cry
She’ll cry
She might die
She might die