General Conference Weekend

Everyone's watching, from Auburn to Peru

Everywhere even, Timbuktu, Oh

Everyone's listening, to see what they will hear

Everyone tunes in, two times a year, twice a year

Grab a seat, it's General Conference weekend

Stretch your feet in front of your TV

Almost every leader's gonna speak, friend

Best of all, it's absolutely free, oh

You want some peace in your heart

You better watch from the start

You want to see the whole show

Ten more hours to go

Everyone's wondering, what the theme will be

And will there be any speakers, who speak to me?

Everyone's laughing, when dad's head starts to nod

Then when mom gives him, an elbow prod

Grab a seat, it's General Conference weekend

Stretch your feet in front of your TV, hey hey-eh-i-eh

Almost every leader's gonna speak, friend

Best of all, it's absolutely free, oh

You want some peace in your heart

You better watch from the start

You want to see the whole show

Ten more hours to go!

Hey!

They might change the routine

Set mission age to fourteen

They might calm all our fears

They might wiggle their ears

They might have made a new deal

A temple in Israel

There might be new tithing rates

There might be new golden plates!