Harold's Car

Harold is a friend

Yeah, he's always been a good friend of mine

But lately something's changed that ain't hard to define

Harold got a brand new car and it’s way better than mine

And it practically auto-drives

And I’m loving how it self-starts with his remote

And he’s sending texts, while he drives, just with his voice

You know, I wish that I had Harold's car

I wish that I had Harold's car

I can’t afford a car like that!

I tell myself that it’s all fine

but I keep thinking of that sleek new design

You know I feel so jealous cause it runs off a charge

And that thirteen-inch touch screen is really, really large

And it’s watching out as he drives

And it self-adjusts to his body, I just know it 

And those LED headlights just cut through the night

You know, I wish that I had Harold's car

I wish that I had Harold's car

I can’t afford a car like that!

Like Harold’s car

I wish that I had Harold's car

I can’t afford a car

I can’t afford a car like that!

And he’s looking in his mirror all the time

Wonderin' what has become of me

Harold’s car is just so fast off the line

This ain’t the way it’s supposed to be

Tell me, why can’t I have a car like that?

You know, I wish that I had Harold's car

I wish that I had Harold's car

I want Harold’s car

I can’t afford a car like that!

Like Harold’s car

I wish that I had Harold's car

I want, I want Harold’s car