Honey
Lyrics by Cory Smith, music by Pink Floyd (Money)
Honey
Honey
“Honey-do”
“Honey-do”
I have made a special list for you
I have made a special list for you
Honey
Honey
it’s quite long
it’s quite long
but, what doesn’t kill you, they say, makes you strong
but, what doesn’t kill you, they say, makes you strong
Mow the lawn, and I’d like the moss gone
Mow the lawn, and I’d like the moss gone
Paint our room, and then can you fix the vacuum?
Paint our room, and then can you fix the vacuum?
Honey
Honey
Do it now
Do it now
God’s exact words were “by the sweat of his brow”
God’s exact words were “by the sweat of his brow”
Honey
Honey
Don’t delay
Don’t delay
We can do this the easy or the hard way
We can do this the easy or the hard way
You have been watching that TV
You have been watching that TV
in your Lay-Z-Boy recliner
in your Lay-Z-Boy recliner
non-stop since last Friday
non-stop since last Friday
[solos]
[solos]
Honey
Honey
It's a crime
It's a crime
how you have ig-nored me for the tenth time
how you have ig-nored me for the tenth time
Honey
Honey
Goodness sake
Goodness sake
I don’t think he’s heard one word I spake
I don’t think he’s heard one word I spake
From the glassy look in his eyes
From the glassy look in his eyes
I do surmise that my husband’s not awake
I do surmise that my husband’s not awake
awake
awake
awake
awake
awake
awake
awake
awake
awake
awake
awake
awake
awake
awake