I CAught It

I don’t know why you came into work

You’re coughing stuff all over my shirt.

Look like the walking dead with a tie,

And something’s oozing out of your eye.

I caught it.  Yeah baby, I caught it

Well, caught the virus, you were bearing

Thanks for sharing

Well, coughs and sneezes, random wheezes

Thanks for caring

Why did you let your kid go to school?

What about the stuff in his drool?

Why not let him stay in bed?

He’s got a rash, scaly and red.

(Waaaah!!)

We caught it. Yeah baby, we caught it

We, caught the virus, he was bearing

Thanks for sharing

Well, throats on fire, fever's higher

And glands are flaring

Ahhhh, ah, ahhhh, ah, ahhh, ah, ahhh 

Ahhhh, ah, ahhhh, open up, say ahhh 

You caught it. Yeah baby, you caught it

Well, caught the virus I was bearing

Now we're sharing

Well, coughs and sneezes, random wheezes

Now you're caring