i M A Fan

Young fans, seem to like us a lot

Yes the young fans, they think our band is hot

They don't notice, if we sound good or not

Cause they're six-years-old-on-ave-rage

Young fans, you don't need to sit down

I said young fans, get up off of the ground

I said young fans, you can dance all around

But first ask-your-mom-or-dad-dy

Now everybody say, "I M A fan"

I guess this band's ok, I M A fa-han

If you say it enough, do the actions too

You might start to believe it's true

Everybody say I M A fan

I guess this band's ok, I M A fa-han

Sure, I must admit, they're a little loud

But they know how to work a crowd

Teen fans, do you really exist?

I said teen fans, did your parents insist

That you stay here, until you get dismissed

Well you might-not-know-this-but-your

Parents, they were once your age too

I said teen fans, what is old once was new 

And this music that we're playing for you

That's how they-drove-their-folks-crazy

Now everybody say, "I M A fan"

I guess this band's ok, I M A fa-han

If you say it enough, do the actions too

You might start to believe it's true

Now everybody say I M A fan

I guess this band's ok, I M A fa-han

They might not look great, in a photograph

But they really do make me laugh

Grown fans, yes there are two or three

I said grown fans, counting Spencer and me

And the grown fans, recognize all our songs

Cause they've got-them-all-on-8-track

Grown fans, do you like what you hear?

I said grown fans, we'll get better next year

Oh and grown fans, thanks for hanging around

Even though-we-would-not-turn-down

Now everybody say I M A fan

I guess this band's ok, I M A fa-han

Sure, I must admit, we're a little loud

But we know how to work a crowd

I M A fan

I guess this band's ok, I M A fa-han

Young fans, young fans, 

there's no need to sit down

Grab those grown fans

Make them dance all around

I M A fan

I guess this band's ok, I M A fa-han

Teen fans, teen fans, we were once in your shoes

They don't fit now, cause we've got weight to lose. 

I M A fan!