I Read It On Your Facebook

Ohh,  bet you're wondering how I knew

‘Bout your piercing and that new tattoo

Used to be you’d have to call

For us to know,  anything at all

You Facebook 10 hours a day 

Wonder how anything gets done that way

Ohh ohh I read it on your Facebook

Along with a lot of other gobbly-gook

Ohh I read it on your Facebook

Do we need more pictures of what you cook?  

Honey, honey, no

Oh, I don’t care what you had for lunch

Or that your dog and you are eating brunch

And that rash? Well you made me scream

When you shared where you spread that cream

I used to think that you were so nice

Till you posted photos of your head lice

Don’t ‘cha know I read it on your Facebook

Along with a lot of other gobbly-gook

Ohh I read it on your Facebook

Like a train wreck I just had to look

Honey, honey, no! 

I’m so sad you threw up pumpkin pie,

Have you ever heard of TMI?

And the photos of your gallstones

You gotta know when to leave it alone

Your personal information

should not be broadcast throughout the nation

Ooh ooh I read it on your Facebook

Along with a lot of other gobbly-gook

Ohh I read it on your Facebook

Like a train wreck I just had to look

Honey, honey, no!