I'm So Hot, And She's So Cold

I'm so hot at home, I'm so hot at home

I'm so hot at home and she's so cold

I'm so hot at home, sweating a lot at home

House on fire at home and she’s still cold

I'm a burning bush, I'm a burning fire

Her whole body’s gone numb though

I'm so hot at home, I'm so hot at home

Yes, we fought at home cause she was cold

Well, she tried a sweater, likes t-shirts better

I think our furnace is permanently on

She's still cold she's still cold

She's still cold cold cold

Like a snow cone!

She's so cold, she's so cold

Even when she’s cold she still eats ice cream though

She's so cold she's so cold

I tried to touch her, my hand just froze

Yeah, I'm so hot at home, when she’s not at home

I open all the windows but, that gets old

Then she turns up the heat, yes, she cranks up the heat

Aw, c'mon baby, please, no

She's so cold, she's so cold, cold, she's so c-c-c-old

But she's beautiful, though

Yeah, she's so cold!

She's so cold, she's so cold

She says that our house is an arctic zone

She's so cold, yes she's, always cold

Once she sat through dinner, with ear muffs on

She's so cold, she's perpetually cold she's so

Cold cold cold, she's so cold

Who would believe that we could both perceive 

Such different conditions in the same abode

Flannel sheets in insane heat

How long will this go? When we’re old

When we’re old, this problem might grow

Her face turns blue when mine’s a bright red hue

I’m cooked right through and she’s stone stone cold

She’s so cold, she’s so cold, cold, cold

She’s so cold, she’s so cold

I'm so hot at home, sweating a lot at home

I'm so hot at home and she’s so cold

I'm a burning bush, I'm a burning fire

Her whole body’s gone numb though