It's Tragic

Oh, ho, ho

It's tragic, you know

Gray hairs are starting to show

It's tragic, you know

I pluck them out but more grow

Used to be agile

Now I’m just fragile

Pulled a muscle opening my do-or

Go into a new room

Here’s what makes me fume 

Can’t remember what I went in fo-or, no

Oh, ho, ho

It's tragic, you know

Me-mo-ry’s starting to go

It's tragic, you know

I got lost twice in a row

Can’t stay awake

Why do my hands shake?

I get rigamortis in the morning

Quite a wide range

Of noises that are quite strange

Echo from my body without warning, yeah

Oh, ho, ho

It's tragic, you know

Pain is the new status quo

It's tragic, you know

Aches from my head to my toe

Guitar Solo

Oh, ho, ho

It's tragic, you know

Reflexes starting to slow

It's tragic, you know

I probably won’t catch what you throw