I Can't Bite 'em Like That Anymore

I’ve been living in a coffin for a thousand years

I get forced back in when the, sun appears

I’m an old vampire, and my prime has passed

plus, I never liked to floss, so my teeth didn’t last

I can’t bite ‘em like that anymore

I just can’t bite ‘em like that anymore

I’m the poltergeist, from that 1980s show

you were scared to death you kept on, watching though

I haven’t changed one bit, but I’ve realized 

that the kids today, are de-sensitized 

I don’t fright ‘em like that anymore

I don’t fright ‘em like that anymore

I’ve survived in the zombie a-pocalypse 

But as I get old, I’ve had to come to grips 

I used to kick and punch, I used to jump and pound

I used to break their heads, and knock ‘em, to the ground

I can’t fight ‘em like that anymore

I just can’t fight ‘em like that anymore

I can’t fight ‘em like that anymore

I just can’t fight ‘em like that anymore

I just can’t, no, I can’t 

No, no, uh, uh

I just can’t fight ‘em like that anymore