Middle-Aged Man
Lyrics by Paul Walker, music by ZZ Top (Sharp Dressed Man)
White socks, Sunday shoes.
White socks, Sunday shoes.
Not in tune with normal fashion cues.
Not in tune with normal fashion cues.
Shirt in, pants high.
Shirt in, pants high.
Comb over cuz his hair’s gone bye.
Comb over cuz his hair’s gone bye.
Life’s not going exactly as planned.
Life’s not going exactly as planned.
He woke up one day and he’s a middle aged man.
He woke up one day and he’s a middle aged man.
Can't see, can't hear.
Can't see, can't hear.
Hair on his back and out of his ears.
Hair on his back and out of his ears.
Achy joints, prescription meds.
Achy joints, prescription meds.
Some days he can’t get out of bed.
Some days he can’t get out of bed.
Looking forward to the doctor exam.
Looking forward to the doctor exam.
‘Cuz your body falls apart when you're a middle aged man.
‘Cuz your body falls apart when you're a middle aged man.
Big date. At the Golden Corral.
Big date. At the Golden Corral.
Driving a van doesn't help his morale.
Driving a van doesn't help his morale.
Going slow. The blinkers on.
Going slow. The blinkers on.
Someone just waved ... said he’s number one.
Someone just waved ... said he’s number one.
Don’t honk, he's going fast as he can.
Don’t honk, he's going fast as he can.
Twenty five’s top speed for a middle aged man.
Twenty five’s top speed for a middle aged man.