Please Don't Slack
Lyrics by Cory Smith, music by The Coasters (Yakety Yak)
We hope that you enjoyed the show
We hope that you enjoyed the show
but there is something you should know
but there is something you should know
Now that you’ve finished with your sup
Now that you’ve finished with your sup
you’ll need to help us clean it up
you’ll need to help us clean it up
Yakety yak (please don’t slack)
Yakety yak (please don’t slack)
When this gets over, don’t just dash
When this gets over, don’t just dash
pick up your scraps and all your trash
pick up your scraps and all your trash
If you leave messes on the floor
If you leave messes on the floor
they won’t let us rock and roll no more
they won’t let us rock and roll no more
Yakety yak (please don’t slack)
Yakety yak (please don’t slack)
Fold up the tables, stack the chairs
Fold up the tables, stack the chairs
pack up your personal affairs
pack up your personal affairs
Sweep all the garbage out of sight
Sweep all the garbage out of sight
then lock the doors and get the light
then lock the doors and get the light
Yakety yak (please don’t slack)
Yakety yak (please don’t slack)
[Solo]
[Solo]
If anyone gets up and books
If anyone gets up and books
be sure to give them dirty looks
be sure to give them dirty looks
We’d ask you all to stay inside
We’d ask you all to stay inside
Till _____ _____ is satisfied
Till _____ _____ is satisfied
Yakety yak (please don’t slack)
Yakety yak (please don’t slack)
Yakety yak, yakety yak
Yakety yak, yakety yak
Yakety yak, yakety yak
Yakety yak, yakety yak
Yakety yak, yakety yak
Yakety yak, yakety yak
Yakety yak, yakety yak
Yakety yak, yakety yak