Something Seems Suspicious

Something seems suspicious

writing on our wall

Something seems suspicious

Looks like crayon scrawl

13-month-old baby

might have been the one

“She most likely did it”

says our youngest son

Well, I believe my son

but I don’t understand 

how he got those

colored markings on his hand

Yey-hay

Oooh, something seems suspicious

My car parked at the store

Somehow got a great big

scuff mark on the door

When I asked the nice man

parked quite close to me

He claimed he saw someone

bump my car and flee 

While, I believe the guy

I don’t understand 

just how he got a

matching paint mark on his van

Yey-ey-yeah

Something seemed suspicious

just the other day 

When I bought a car from

someone on EBay

Once the auction ended

I paid in a flash

Later they responded

“never got your cash”

Mmm, hmmm

Well, I believe the guy

but, I don’t understand

what happened

to my thirty-seven grand

No, no, no