Stretchy Blue Jeans

Fashion trends

There's always something new it never ends

This song's about a trend I'm sure you've seen

The one I mean

Is stretchy blue jeans

501s, 

I went and tried some on it wasn't fun

The sales clerk said that "we've got something new"

"Might work for you"

"They're strechy blue jeans"

Maybe tonight

Maybe tonight, time is right

For my old skinny jeans

Pulling them on

Hope was gone

'Cuz I ripped out the seams

Losing weight

Ain't nothing ever seems to work real great

But I've been able to come down one size

Because of the rise

Of stretchy blue jeans

Hipster dudes

They have strange hair styles 

and they eat strange foods

But if I had to name a single trait

They all demonstrate

Stretchy blue jeans

Maybe tonight

Maybe tonight, time is right

For my old skinny jeans

Pulling them on

Hope was gone

'Cuz I ripped out the seams

Tapered legs

Back in the day they used to call them pegs

It took an hour to get your foot pulled through

That no longer true

With strechy blue jeans

They look real

But what's important is the way they feel

And after wearing them

I'd like to say

I feel ok

In stretchy blue jeans

And if you'll pardon me, I'd even say

I look ok

In stretchy blue jeans