TCAS

FHE and, D&C and

MTC and, BYC and JST

EFY, LCR

MIA and, CTR

We love to shorten names

Using acronyms, it’s true

And there’s more, this song’s not through

LDS and, MLS and

BOM and, then RM and, PEC

There’s BYU, YSA too

YCL and, DL, ZL, and there’s AP

We love to shorten names

We like acronyms, it’s true

We’ve got eight more that are new

Oh, yeah

[solo]

SPRD (Sacrament Prayer Re-Do)

WSTP (White Shirt & Tie, Please)

PPPD (Primary Program Practice Day)

PLLP (Potluck Lost Plate) 

SST (Sunday School Treats)

RSD (Relief Society Decorations)

JRE (Just Resting my Eyelids)

KTB (Keep Testimonies Brief)

We love to shorten names

Here’s our final one for you

OTFLAIU