The Food Was Hot Tonight
Lyrics by Cory Smith, music by Loverboy (The Kid is Hot Tonight)
We just learned this new song today
We just learned this new song today
We’ll make up words as we play
We’ll make up words as we play
And then we’ll wait to see if you laugh or what you’ll say
And then we’ll wait to see if you laugh or what you’ll say
We really want to know what you think
We really want to know what you think
Did we get it right or did it stink?
Did we get it right or did it stink?
We’ll have to wait and see if it drives you to the brink
We’ll have to wait and see if it drives you to the brink
How do you like us so far?
How do you like us so far?
How do you like the show?
How do you like the show?
How do you like the way we rock and the way we roll?
How do you like the way we rock and the way we roll?
How did you like the dinner?
How did you like the dinner?
How did you like the smell?
How did you like the smell?
I might have had too much to eat because I’m not feeling well
I might have had too much to eat because I’m not feeling well
The food, was hot tonight
The food, was hot tonight
I ate, a lot tonight
I ate, a lot tonight
I’ll be feeling it tomorrow
I’ll be feeling it tomorrow
My throat’s, not feeling right
My throat’s, not feeling right
My chest, seems kind of tight
My chest, seems kind of tight
Is there a restroom I could borrow?
Is there a restroom I could borrow?
And we just heard the chow mein was bad
And we just heard the chow mein was bad
Whomever brought it here is probably mad
Whomever brought it here is probably mad
I’ll try it out and see if it’s the worst I’ve ever had
I’ll try it out and see if it’s the worst I’ve ever had
The band gets paid with extra food that’s saved
The band gets paid with extra food that’s saved
Tomorrow’s dinner in the microwave
Tomorrow’s dinner in the microwave
We can’t wait to see if there's anything that we crave
We can’t wait to see if there's anything that we crave
How do you like us so far?
How do you like us so far?
How do you like the show?
How do you like the show?
How do you like the way we rock and the way we roll?
How do you like the way we rock and the way we roll?
How did you like the potluck?
How did you like the potluck?
How did you like the food?
How did you like the food?
We’ve got a little feedback and we hope it won’t sound rude
We’ve got a little feedback and we hope it won’t sound rude
The stew, you brought tonight
The stew, you brought tonight
In that, huge pot tonight
In that, huge pot tonight
Well it will still be around tomorrow
Well it will still be around tomorrow
I tried, one tiny bite
I tried, one tiny bite
But lost, my appetite
But lost, my appetite
The flavor was so bizarre, oh!
The flavor was so bizarre, oh!
The food, was hot tonight
The food, was hot tonight
I ate, a lot tonight
I ate, a lot tonight
I’ll be feeling it tomorrow
I’ll be feeling it tomorrow
The stew, you brought tonight
The stew, you brought tonight
The taste, was not quite right
The taste, was not quite right
But hey, it was free, yes, it was free!
But hey, it was free, yes, it was free!