the Taste Of Chocolate
Lyrics by Paul Walker, music by Simon and Garfunkel (The Sound of Silence)
Hello cupcake, my old friend
Hello cupcake, my old friend
You’ve come to tempt me once again
You’ve come to tempt me once again
Your frosting rich with choc late cream
Your frosting rich with choc late cream
Made with heaven-sent cocoa beans
Made with heaven-sent cocoa beans
Each mouthful, gives me such a sugar high
Each mouthful, gives me such a sugar high
and bigger thighs.
and bigger thighs.
I love the taste... of chocolate.
I love the taste... of chocolate.
A pound of See’s, I wanted more
A pound of See’s, I wanted more
Waiting in the candy store.
Waiting in the candy store.
Without chocolate I feel cold and damp
Without chocolate I feel cold and damp
Need a Snickers bar or I get cramps.
Need a Snickers bar or I get cramps.
My taste buds came alive with 2 pounds of peanut M&M’s,
My taste buds came alive with 2 pounds of peanut M&M’s,
Don’t condemn.
Don’t condemn.
I love the taste … of chocolate.
I love the taste … of chocolate.
And in the buffet line I saw,
And in the buffet line I saw,
Ten thousand people maybe more,
Ten thousand people maybe more,
Eating cookies made with chocolate drops,
Eating cookies made with chocolate drops,
Chewing fudge like they would never stop.
Chewing fudge like they would never stop.
People swimming laps in vats of chocolate goo
People swimming laps in vats of chocolate goo
It was fondue.
It was fondue.
They love the taste… of chocolate.
They love the taste… of chocolate.
Fools pass by the a la mode.
Fools pass by the a la mode.
But I eat cake till I explode.
But I eat cake till I explode.
Take this Kit Kat, it will make you strong,
Take this Kit Kat, it will make you strong,
Try this Roca and a box of Ding Dongs.”
Try this Roca and a box of Ding Dongs.”
And my words like Hershey Kisses fell,
And my words like Hershey Kisses fell,
I ate them as well.
I ate them as well.
I love the taste... of chocolate.
I love the taste... of chocolate.
I love to exercise,
I love to exercise,
When that means eating chocolate pies.
When that means eating chocolate pies.
Some say that chocolate’s bad for me.
Some say that chocolate’s bad for me.
But with out it I lose san ity.
But with out it I lose san ity.
When my doctor said, “All this chocolate might make you die”
When my doctor said, “All this chocolate might make you die”
I could not reply...
I could not reply...
My mouth was full -- of chocolate.
My mouth was full -- of chocolate.