The Worst Date Of My Life

I had my first blind date tonight

With Mr. Wrong, not Mr. Right

Whoa-Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh

This fellow had the nerve to bring

a really cheap engagement ring

Whoa-Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh

I really took a big chance, Whoa-Oh

been looking for a romance, Oo-oh

This was not the one

This has gotta be the worst date of my life

My li-i-i-i-i-i-ife

He even asked me if I’d like to be his wife

His wi-i-i-i-i-i-ife

Whoo

He said he’d take me to a show

we watched a football video 

Whoa-Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh

Good food can make a perfect date

but Chick-fil-A was not that great

Whoa-Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh

I really took a big chance, Whoa-Oh

been looking for a romance, Oo-oh

this was not the one

This has gotta be the worst date of my life

My li-i-i-i-i-i-ife

He even asked me if I’d like to be his wife

His wi-i-i-i-i-i-ife

He tried to sweep me

off of my feet, but

frankly, the date was lame (lame)

It’s just my luck, the

last guy I dated

treated me just the same (same)

This has gotta be the worst date of my life

My li-i-i-i-i-i-ife

He even asked me if I’d like to be his wife

His wi-i-i-i-i-i-ife

This has gotta be, this has gotta be, this has gotta be, 

the worst date of my life

Had a hunch at first sight, wouldn’t be a good night

He even asked me if I’d like to be his wife

His wi-i-i-i-i-i-ife