Tweet It!
Lyrics by Cory Smith, music by Michael Jackson (Beat It)
She told you, "Please don’t let this ever get out"
She told you, "Please don’t let this ever get out"
“I had a small procedure done to shrink my snout”
“I had a small procedure done to shrink my snout”
You try to hold it in, but it’s too good not to tout
You try to hold it in, but it’s too good not to tout
so tweet it, just tweet it
so tweet it, just tweet it
Don’t waste our time by posting stupid things, man
Don’t waste our time by posting stupid things, man
Like, “I just picked up groceries in my minivan”
Like, “I just picked up groceries in my minivan”
But when you want something, to really hit the fan
But when you want something, to really hit the fan
then tweet it, that’s how fake news began
then tweet it, that’s how fake news began
Just tweet it (tweet it), tweet it (tweet it)
Just tweet it (tweet it), tweet it (tweet it)
Once it’s sent you can’t delete it
Once it’s sent you can’t delete it
Make it sound juicy, phrase it just right
Make it sound juicy, phrase it just right
It could go viral, take down the site
It could go viral, take down the site
Just tweet it (tweet it)
Just tweet it (tweet it)
Just tweet it (tweet it)
Just tweet it (tweet it)
Just tweet it (tweet it)
Just tweet it (tweet it)
Just tweet it (tweet it, uh!)
Just tweet it (tweet it, uh!)
That corporate giant never treated you fair
That corporate giant never treated you fair
You’re just a small potato, they don’t really care
You’re just a small potato, they don’t really care
But you can tell the world, make us all aware, yeah
But you can tell the world, make us all aware, yeah
So tweet it, just tweet it, uh!
So tweet it, just tweet it, uh!
280 letters is the most you can do
280 letters is the most you can do
And if you add emoji then it counts as two, uh!
And if you add emoji then it counts as two, uh!
And if you, think that Elon Musk needs to get a clue
And if you, think that Elon Musk needs to get a clue
then tweet it, see if that one gets through
then tweet it, see if that one gets through
Just tweet it (tweet it), tweet it (tweet it)
Just tweet it (tweet it), tweet it (tweet it)
Take six seconds to complete it
Take six seconds to complete it
Followers see it, while it’s still new
Followers see it, while it’s still new
If you add hashtags, others will too
If you add hashtags, others will too
Just tweet it (tweet it), tweet it (tweet it)
Just tweet it (tweet it), tweet it (tweet it)
Send it once, and then repeat it
Send it once, and then repeat it
If you want to, re-tweet it a lot
If you want to, re-tweet it a lot
I’ve heard that you can hire a bot
I’ve heard that you can hire a bot
Just tweet it!
Just tweet it!
Tweet it, tweet it, tweet it
Tweet it, tweet it, tweet it
Tweet it, tweet it, tweet it
Tweet it, tweet it, tweet it
Tweet it, tweet it
Tweet it, tweet it
Guitar solo
Guitar solo
Tweet it (tweet it), tweet it (tweet it)
Tweet it (tweet it), tweet it (tweet it)
Once it’s sent you can’t delete it
Once it’s sent you can’t delete it
Make it sound juicy, phrase it just right
Make it sound juicy, phrase it just right
It could go viral, take down the site
It could go viral, take down the site
Just tweet it (tweet it), tweet it (tweet it)
Just tweet it (tweet it), tweet it (tweet it)
Take six seconds to complete it
Take six seconds to complete it
Followers see it, while it’s still new
Followers see it, while it’s still new
If you add hashtags, others will too
If you add hashtags, others will too