You Really Got Wheat

Pearls, you got potato pearls 

Just sitting in some sacks in your shed

Rice, you got your white and brown

And some Jasmine in tin cans by your bed

Beans, you really got some beans

You got pinto, white, black and refried

Oh yeah, what have you really got?

That’s red, white, coarse or refined?

You Really Got Wheat

You Really Got Wheat

You Really Got Wheat

Swirled, you got some peas with swirls

Taking up space in your kitchen

Grits, you got your prunes and grits

Dried milk and some chun-ky white chick-en

Yeah, you got your super quick oats

You got legumes, and cans of stew meat, now

Oh yeah, but what you really got now?

You got a thousand pounds of bulk wheat

You Really Got Wheat

You don’t eat your wheat

You don’t eat your wheat

Oh no

Corn, four hundred tons of corn and

More grain than Joseph during the famine

Lard, red beets, and beef

Sardines and some crusty old salmon

Yeah, You’ve lots of food now, but

Nothing tasty or very sweet now

No Twix, No Cookie Ice-Cream treats

You got nothing normal guys ever eat

You Really Got Wheat

You Don’t Eat Your Wheat

I Won’t Eat Your Wheat