Your Mama Don't Tweet

Lyrics by Cory Smith, music by Loggins and Messina (Your Mama Don't Dance)

Your mama don't tweet

And your daddy don't Instagram

Your mama don't tweet

And your daddy don't Instagram

They never send SnapChat

a selfie from their iPhone cam

Now let's jamm


The old folks say 

that ya gotta put away your phone

All your quality time

hangin' out online, they don't condone

And when they start to say

"Sonny, back in my day", it makes you groan

You should have known 


That its all because

Your mama don't tweet

And your daddy don't Instagram

Your mama don't tweet

And your daddy don't Instagram

They never send SnapChat

a selfie from their iPhone cam

Now let's jamm


[Solo]


You log in to your TicTok

and find a few to watch

put in your bluetooth earbuds

and crank 'em up a notch

You're just about to DM

Someone you've never met

You're making a choice

and then a voice says,

"Gimme the phone right now!"

Your dad, he's mad

Too bad


And its all because

Your mama don't tweet

And your daddy don't Instagram

Your mama don't tweet

And your daddy don't Instagram

They never send SnapChat

a selfie from their iPhone cam

Now let's jamm

their phone cam, and let's jamm

and is Spam, real ham?